Hey look, someone said something nice about us. Spoiler: It was Manny Theiner, calling us a “neglected Pittsburgh gem” in the last paragraph of a writeup about another band. Thanks Manny. You’re quite the neglected gem yourself. Also, check out the band the article is about, Mariage Blanc. They’re totally sweet. And don’t yinz worry, [...]

Steve got a ukulele. See the sidebar for photographic evidence.

Last night, all four members of the newest Arch Enemies lineup came together for the first time. Observers described the subsequent rehearsal as “fricking sweet” and “totally sick.” Stay tuned. And now for tonight’s headline: Griff finally revealed, nicknamed! This is a picture of Griff, a.k.a. Marley Gryffindor, Esq.

Alright, first of all, yes, I am a terrible person for not updating this more. With that said, here is an update. Good news — we’ve got some new kickass Arch Enemies. New to you out there in web-ville, at least. Firstly, allow me to introduce you to Seth, a.k.a. Crystal Seth. Seth specializes in [...]