5. The Flood: If an apocalyptic street preacher laid eyes on the woman of his dreams just as the heavens opened up.

4. Fiction: If The Louvin Brothers had sent a singing telegram to Roy Orbison in order to complain that Only the Lonely wasn’t sufficiently cynical.

CDs are being manufactured. Just 4 weeks until “The Flood” gets released! 3. Symmetry: If, instead of dying at the church, Eleanor Rigby had said “fuck it” and thrown a kegger.

2. July: “If, on a teen-aged summertime joyride, you find you can’t keep your mind from turning to the inevitably approaching autumn and by extension your eventual demise.”